Gravestones

Harry Edsel Smith, Albany, New York:

Born 1903 - Died 1942

Looked up the elevator shaft
to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.

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Ezekial Aikle, East Dalhousie , Nova Scotia:

Here lies Ezekial Aikle,
Age 102.
The Good Die Young.

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Ann Mann, London:

Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767

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Johnny Yeast, Ruidoso, New Mexico :

Here lies Johnny Yeast..
Pardon me
For not rising.

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John Penny, Wimborne, Dorset:

Reader, if cash thou art
In want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep;
And thou wilt find a Penny.

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